The first thing my pet would “say”
Probably something brutally honest like, “Okay, but why do you leave the house when you clearly belong here serving me?” Then immediately followed by, “Also…you know that ‘food schedule’ you made up?
Humor
The Pet Translator
You finally invent a device that translates your pet's thoughts. What is the very first thing you think your pet would say to you?
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Answer
Pet Translator Realized: The First Words
"Looks like they'd say something like, 'You finally noticed me!'"
Probably the first thing it would say is, “Pay attention to me!”
“Food is important, but first pay attention to me, okay?” I guess. I’m not sure, but I have a feeling the very first thing would be something needy and affectionate.