Probably the first thing it would say is, “Pay attention to me!”
“Food is important, but first pay attention to me, okay?” I guess. I’m not sure, but I have a feeling the very first thing would be something needy and affectionate.
Humor
The Pet Translator
You finally invent a device that translates your pet's thoughts. What is the very first thing you think your pet would say to you?
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