The first thing my pet would “say”
Probably something brutally honest like, “Okay, but why do you leave the house when you clearly belong here serving me?” Then immediately followed by, “Also…you know that ‘food schedule’ you made up?
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The Pet Translator
You finally invent a device that translates your pet's thoughts. What is the very first thing you think your pet would say to you?
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